Tiger - Venture Co.

Ever wondered the difference between the words "fellas" and "fellows"? Well, you will get the words explained here but thats not really the point of publishing this one ;)

[Voss]: Heya fellows
[Rigley]: fellows or fellas?
[Voss]: whats the differences?
[Naarman]: ye?
[Nexemus]: ye? :p
[Rigley]: fellas are males and fellows are like, well fellow people as in guildies
[Voss]: *shrug*
[Fayne]: tit is true :)
[Fayne]: *it lol
[Falanien]: tit? lol fayne ^^
[Fayne: hehe
[Rigley]:Thats a big boob lol

Thanks for delivering these nice mt's Fayne. And now to a bit where we see just how deep Tigers can be.

[Harriy]: nite tigers
[Celdora]: nn
[Suca]: nn Harriy
[Neximus]: nn. Why are you all going so soon?
[Celdora]: early mornings?...or mornings.... :)
[Suca]: every mornings are early...
[Furonda]: how deep...and very true

So recently our dear guildbank Furonda hit 58 and made it to Outland at last. But however thrilled she was to be there she soon had to go back to Ogrimmar so she could get to her bank and sell some of the crap that nobody wanted on AH. Just before she was about to enter the portal to Ogrimmar she realised that she needed to put her HS to Outland if she was to return without traveling to the dark portal again. Being a lazy troll she decided that Shattra would be as good a place as any to set her HS so she headded for the Inn of the Draneis cause they have the same blue skincolor as her and it felt a bit like home.

Furonda went back and forth from Azeroth and Outland with no problems the next couple of days and was happy about her choise of setting her HS to the capital of Outland. But soon Furonda was faced with a difficult choice in Shattra...should she serve the Aldor or the Scryers? She decided to go with the scryers and had forgotten all about her previously visit at the Draneis cosy Inn.

That was..untill the next time she used her HS and found herself facing the ALdors that she had just recently declared war against. There she was...at the heart of the draneis city...surrounded by aldors...and she just froze. Then she did the only thing she could do...ran! But it wasnt enough, and if it wasnt for the gods mercy she would not be with us today.

So beware Tigers...and remember that it CAN be a big deal to choose where to set your HS to ;)

Today our beloved leader turns 34! Or in other words; he dings irl. I would like to use this opportunity to say thanks to a great leader who has his big tauren heart in the right place. He cares so much about all the guildmembers and does everything he can to make everybody feel at home from the minute they arrive.

Though Zai turns older today he is still just a playful little Bull that loves to participate in our little events where we make Tigers run around the world for us. Also he enjoys taking us all on his total world domination trips to slay allys and he never fails to lead us to victory. The bull has ambitions yes. This mean that he is a hard worker who constantly works on how doing more and better raiding and getting some pvp stuff going.

So Cheers for Zaigerne for working his tails of for Tigers and big grats to a great tauren :)

Im not the big raider so i havent seen all those nice instances out there and cant say i have a favourite. But i think we can all agree that the concept of Old Hillsbrad is pretty cool, cause they take a place we already know and let us travel back in time. But shouldnt it be called "New Hillsbrad" since its a much more new place when you travel back in time? /confused :p

Also you turn into human which for my part feels a bit embarrassing, but its also quite funny. For an undead its almost like you get to see how you looked like before you turned undead. And lets not forget: we get to meet the mighty Thrall!

Anyway, just wanted to show you these nice pics of how some of us Tigers would look as human: Notice how Naarman turns back to undead when he is in shadowform (picture 2) and how his add on removes all his clothes except for the guildtabard when he turns human ^^ (last picture).

If you thought i had forgotten the tiger gossip posts you where wrong. I was just trying to make you all feel safe for a moment so i could get some good gossip :p
Joke aside, heres some news and gossip :)


1. Shreky reached lvl 60 - grats :) (old habit for me to still see that as a big deal ^^)

2. Greendoks got his own Internet so his connection should be more stable now. That means guildchat wont be spammed with [Greendoks has gone offline] [Greendoks has come online][Greendoks has gone offline]...and so on ;)

3. We got a new warrior in Tiger, welcome Voss!

4. Furonda is in Outland now so beware! Oo

5. The Lich King is coming! Blizzard has announced that the next wow expansion is on its way. For more information and a trailer go here: http://www.worldofwarcraft.com/wrath/

6. The Tigers has voted and the result is that of course Reinos is too lazy for his own best.

7. We got a new sign up system for raids and will no longer use the groupcalendar add on. Instead be sure to sign up at http://www.wow-raidar.com/. Theres a guide on how to do that under this post :)

8. Furonda prolly made the mt of the year the other day, but you will have to wait and see what it is ;)

9. Levius got older recently (gz) and that means that he talks even more to himself now! Theres a reason why some people call him The Crazy Mage...

10: Naarman is trying to improve his under water breathing skills by taking taking a open water diving certificate.

11. Bullus got his old titel back and is now ranked Officer. Grats :)

Indstead pf using groupcalendar for raid signups, we now use wow-raider.com and to those who doesnt know the site; heres a little guide on how to get started :)

Step 1: go to www.wow-raidar.com

Step2: You cant sign in until you have registered, so click "register" to create your account (picture 1).

Step3: Now you just fill in what they ask for (see picture 2). Remember that because of safety reasons it is not recommended to use the same login as your wow account /doh! When you come to timezone you simply type in the name of the city you live in to find the right timezone.

Step4: When you have created an account you have to create a character by clicking "create new character" (picture 3).

Step5: Here you create the character that you want to be able to sign up for raids. For instance if Tonkka wants to be able to go to Karazhan he uses the name "Tonkka", choose venture co. as realm, sets his lvl to 70 and click "horde", "Troll" and "male". So we know who is signing up :) (see picture 4)

Step6: When you have created a character you click "Guilds" at the top right of the page (picture 5). Find Tiger on the list of guilds and apply for membership. If you have more than one character you wanna raid with you can of course create more :)

Now you are able to sign up for raids!

Whenever people ask me to take a screenshot of something i get stubborn and i make sure ill wait a long time before i post it cause IM the one who decides what goes here *Mwuhahaha*. But i did agree with Levius that this was interesting enough to keep so here it comes after all. If it wasnt for the excellent typing i would have sworn that it was Fuzhill who was behind Levius' name with all that whining but... who knows ;)
Oh And btw i just realised that its Levius´birthday so grats mate :D

[Naarman]: If you guys wanna play other games with your guildies... then get Xfire ^^

[Reinos]: hehe, yeah get Xfire

[Furonda]: Xfire ftw!

[Levius]: What? Cant i play spin the bottle with myself?

[Lucifre]: you can :p But wont be much fun on your own :p

[Celdora]: Lucifre how would you know?

[Lucifre]: eerm... i tried it myself? xD

[Celdora]: that explains... :)

[Lucifre]: kissing with yourself isnt that easy xD

[Levius]: but it is possible :p

[Celdora]: o´rly? -)

[Furonda]: oh dear

[Lucifre]: lol

[Celdora]: yeah no, all remove bones to do that .) Thats what one of my friends used to say

[Furonda]: yeah right... trying to cover it up now ^^

[Levius]: yeah seems like it

[Celdora]: Nono, im not that clever -)

[Furonda]: haha

[Celdora]: not sure of him though...

[Levius]: mijo take picture and post it on the blog

[Furonda]:.....

[Levius]: or write it down?

[Furonda]: how do you know i didnt already did that

[Furonda]: levi is just trying to get his name on the blog again ^^

[Levius]: Im just trying to help out. But ok throw it back to my face, im gonig to go cry now

[Levius]: /walk away and cry

[Picture: Ofcourse i have plenty of pictures of Levius but i like this one of Levinta ^^]

People who left:
Bbetty
Sebine
Dartanjan

Good luck out there in the big world

Rejoined:
Kraldor is back on an alt "Kralmankur"

New tigers
Krelzar - (Mage)
Creepybeast - (Druid)
Zorrath - (Shaman)
Fransi - (Warrior)
Qidam- (Paladin)

Welcome :)

If you got a rl friend that wants to join, make them whisper an officer and we will see what we can do. If someone you dont know asks to be a tiger they will have to fill out an application on the forum :)

Heres some chatbits you thought you'd never see again. Even Kiaras had to hold her ears during this rubbish.








Cheese doodles
[Zaigerne]: Our little kitten here is now all crazy over my cheese doodles
[Kiaras]: Do you have cheese doodles??? Gief!
[Furonda]: lol i dont even wanna know what a cheese doodle is ^^
[Zaigerne]: It´s bind on pickup, sorry
[Falanien]: Who dropped it? Im gonna grind him to get cheese doodles!
[Kiaras]: *looking at Thottbot*
[Furonda]: haha

Out of mana
[Mourke]: Anyone got one mana pot?
[Mulm]: no, sorry
[Annika]: what type of mana pot?
[Mourke]: haha wrong chat, sorry
[Annika]: Noob :p
[Mulm]: haha
[Kamelose]: yeah stupid priest :p
[Furonda]: aww
[Mourke]: buhu :(
[Furonda]: /pats Mourke
[Kamelose]: haha

Naarmans typing skills

[Kiaras]: muuh Mijo
[Mijo]: yarr
[Naarman]: Thought it was a ham
[radul]: yarr mijo
[Reinos]: Mooh Mijo
[Naarman]: *man
[Mijo]: lol


(Trying to cover up after someone posted some secret macros in guildchat for the wow monopoly)
[Naarman]: kill the chat!
[Mijo]: one of us always do that
[Naarman]: boo
[Naarman]: move along to see here
[Mijo]: hahahaha

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[Delea has come online]
[Naarman]: ho delda
[Fayne]: wb delea :)
[Naarman]: haha
[Mijo]: "ho delda"? lol ^^
[Delea]: Hey guys :) Delda, thats a first lol
[Naarman]: hehe, im a narural
[Delea]: hahaha :)
[Suca]: hehe

Today it´s Naarmans birthday and he turns 25!

So congratulations hunny, hope you will have a great day though i can´t be there to share it with you. Luckily we will have many more days ahead to celebrate it together :)

Cheers for Naarman!

So we had the wow monopoly event the other day where it was your dices deciding where to go and what to do. Some where lucky and some less lucky and since luck was a big factor in this event it was hard to predict how it would go. Turned out the item we thought were hard to get wasn't a problem and another item (light leather) was a much bigger problem than planned.

The event had a rough start since one of our stars was late and we couldn't start at 19.00 as planned. Levius game card expired the same day as the event and he had to drive a long way to buy a new one..so he wasn't that popular amongst the rest of us. Poor Naarman had to entertain people with jokes in raid warning. But luckily only 2 participants actually showed up at time and we had some extra time to persuade people to join the fun. Eventually Levius showed up and we could start the event.

Sometimes it could be a bit lonely on those post so levius used his time to kill alliance while waiting. And i dont know about the participants but us playing Npc's sure had fun :)

The winner was Delea and though this game was mostly about luck i wouldn't say she seemed lucky during the event. She was one of those who constantly had to change continent and she event got a 5min penalty for accidental using Astrall recall which was forbidden. And even after that she still one so i thing she deserves it. She won [Sope on a Robe] so she will always be clean on her journeys from now on.

Thanks to all who participated in this one way or another and grats to Delea for the victory. Nice comeback since the treasure hunt ;)

And a special thanks to Bullus who helped out in the last minute and handled the most stressful post well :)

Hope to see you all on the next event that's for all levels and required less travelling and grinding ;)

If you want to see more pictures form the event, visit our Tiger album at Photobucket.com

Tigers returned


New people:

Agnaël - (Rogue)

Today was just one of those days...

I went to steal some pumpkins from a farm and it was piece of cake to sneak by the farmer though the bloody things can be heavy to carry. As i was about the leave i decided to look what the farmer had in his pockets - those bastards make nice money I've heard. So with a sword in one hand I snook up as silent as i could, slowly leaned in and just as i reached out my hand to get the goods, he turned around and looked strait into my eyes. Or... my eye sockets anyway. I couldn't move, as if his gaze had stunned me. I expected him to yell at his workers or at least run away but he just stood there. Then i realised that he didn't look at me but strait through me. He hadn't seen me after all, but he must have heard me.

That was a little too close so i decided to play safe and distract him a bit. I carefully took a small stone out of my pocket and threw it on the other side of the farmer. The trick worked and the farmer turned around, but as i threw the stone my foot slid and i fell hard to the ground. All disorientated i quickly got back on my feet and now the farmer was without a doubt looking at me. He was all pale in his face of something that looked like shock and smelled like fear. I realised that i had become visible but didn't understand why a small fall like that could reveal me. It was too late to rob the guy now so i swiftly ran away and luckily the farmer seemed pinned to the ground just starring at me.

As i ran i grinned to myself for the unfortunate happening, but felt good because i had managed to stash away some nice loot to come back for by nightfall. Granted i cant taste anything but i like the juiciness of the pumpkins. After a while I realised there was something awkward to the way i was moving and being in a safe distance to the farm i stopped to look down myself. There it was...my sword was stuck halfway into my body through the ribs and there was blood everywhere. I must have fallen on to the sword when i tripped and it pierced right through me. Since i don't feel pain and cant die from loosing blood this is no big deal for my health...but man was that embarrassing! That must have been why i became visible to the farmer and also why the farmer was so shocked by the sight of me.

I got a good grip at the end of the sword and by pulling as hard as i could i got the sword out in one try. When i came back to Undercity i told people it was human blood on my sword and my shirt. Nobody asked about the tear on my tabard. I'm definitely going back to the farm to pick up my loot, but I'm in no mood for pumpkins right now.

/mijo

Kiaras has made up another brilliant event for Tigers and it takes place tonight at 19.00 and starts up in Ogrimmar. We will all be in a raid with free for all loot and when you are to role your dices you do this in raidchat. Now to make it fair to all theres some rules you need to follow this time and here they are:

Rules
1. HS is allowed

It is strickly forbidden to use the following:
2. Portals
3. Astrall recals
4. Moonglade portals
5. Summonings
6. AH (go grind the stuff you need instead please)

Now remember your dices, be on time and have fun :)