Tiger - Venture Co.

Take some dough and 4 screaming back bound gnomes, a big oven bowl and some spices. Don’t forget to take their armour off. I don’t know how you like it but I hate picking in my meal. Ohhh, and don’t forget the most important thing.. ale… ale and some more ale.

Now bake the dough round the oven bowl and tell the gnomes exactly what you have in mind… that makes it soooooo much nicer, and if you are in for a desert meat pie you should cut some night elf tongues too. It adds an disgusting sweet flavor.

If you got time, and want some fun, feed the gnomes with the tongues while the elfs now lacking them watching.. muahahahah.. ooohh the joy.

Put the gnomes in the bowl and cover them with dough, don’t forget to give them breathing holes. We don’t want them to stop screaming just yet.

Ok, now it really comes in handy with some firemagic. Put the screaming bowl in the oven and start fire away… ahhh the screaming and wining intensifying … ah lovely… gives me goose flesh.
When they stop screaming it’s done.. and it’s time to eat.. and of course drink ale.

Have a nice day, I’m having a lunch brake.. bye bye.

Just a little reminder and something for the newcomers :)

You know how you grind for hours on end to get rep with lets say Aldor or Scryer? Well you don’t have an actual box for reputation with your guild but i promise you that it will increase as you play nice and follow the sacred Tiger Rules (can be found on this blog or on the forum under "general guild information"...clever huh).

So for all newcomers and people who have forgotten - please be sure to go through them. There’s only 7 so don’t whine about having to read something ^^ It is better that you know the rules so you don’t accidently break one.

Tigers also have a reputation with the rest of the world, including the pesky Alliance.Though we certainly don’t want to be friends with the scum it matters for the player experience how well they remember our guild ! Hence, if you gank someone a Tiger in general will get a ganking rep with this one ally and prolly all his friends. So if you gank it could potentially harm your fellow Tigers later, who take the consequence of your action.

This is something you should consider when you represent a guild on a pvp realm. And yes - we are aware that ganking as such is not illegal, but that kind of behavior is not accepted in Tiger as it compromised rule number 6:

6. "You are a face of our guild, and the way you behave reflects our guild. Compromising the reputation and good name of our guild is not acceptable under any circumstances".

This includes consistent ganking of lower lvls. If some basturd kills you - hell kill em back ! If you spot someone around your own lvl and you don’t like his face...by all means, rip it off ! But ganking because you are bored is not something we want to see in Tiger and if this is your favorite activity in Tiger this prolly aint the type of guild for you, because most of the time we are nothing but fuzzy little kittens.

All the above does not - I repeat - does not apply for our Total World Domination events. On these special nights Tigers seek blood and if a lowlvl is in the way...well... I didnt see anything :p

You think that's hypocritical? Well... you have sizzy epix and my mom has bigger frostballs than you !

/Mijo (on behalf of the officers)

1. What?s your characters name, class and race?

? ThainKelch (I think.. )
? Shaman
? Cow!


2. Why did you choose that name, class and race?
? The one I always use when I have to be anonymous..
? Mysterious magician with nature roots, oh yeah!
? Seriously.. MUH! :D


3. What do you like to do most with your char?
? He can pwnsr everyone else, and he has a horn! ^^


4. What's your character like?
? Horny I guess.. And big! And he likes grass.. :)


5. Do you see yourself in your character and if you do, what is it
that you see?
? Yes of course - Mighty mysterious powers! And a tail.. ^^


6. Who are you? (Girl, boy, age, student, hobbies...?)
? No
? Not a boy, a man!
? University student
? I wish.. :(


7. What do you like best with World of Warcraft?
? The large and pretty invironments i can explore.. :)


8. Why do you like to be in Tiger?
? Uhmm... The hot and crazy sex parties we have once in a while... Oh
yeah, you wish you knew about those, huh? :P

If you are having trouble reading the name on the picture i made a list for you here:

Pantyhose Vendor
Ruthlessly Explicit
Merchants of Love
Dude Where is My Kodo
Stranglethorn Surf Club
Optimus Prime
Dopes in Robes
Tragedy
Can't Dodge This
Degree in Pain
Learn to Play
Girls Liga
Lazy Hero
Straight Outta Coilfang
Nobel Cow
Super Nashvan
Anger (member: Deathanger...seems like he rly is angry)
Misstake
Rise of the Tauren
Our Guild
and last but not least: Zombie Twinks !

I pretty happy we are simply called Tiger ;)

Today os Levius' birthday so big grats ! In honor of this special day i bring you a chat where we see how Levi sometimes is so busy he is having problems following guildchat.

In case you dont recognise the names heres a list of peoples mains:

Falanien aka Rafal
Samoria aka Samothrake
Holyharry aka Harriy
Zashash aka Reinos
Levarius aka Levius ofc
Naaima aka Mijo/Furonda


[Falanien]: I hate my [Bladefist's Breadth] i hate it it hate aaaargh !

[Samoria]: ....

[Falanien]: the cursed [Hourglass of the Unraveller] dropped this run but i didnt win it -.-

[Samoria]: aye, i've seen it drop a lot but never got it

[Falanien]: feel the growing frustration

[Naaima]: It's just not your day mate

[Zuluo] *laugh*

[Falanien]: definatly not my day idd

[Naaima]: hey, does anyone here know who's day it is? ^^

[Zashash]: no.... :S

[Holyharry]: no

[Falanien]: well, if its Naaimas day congratulations ^^

[Holyharry]: Grats Naaima

[Zashash]: it's your birthday naaima? Grats :D

[Naaima]: lol

[Levarius]: no its not, it was a while ago

[Zashash]: ok...

[Holyharry]: no its her washing day

[Zashash]: lol

[Holyharry]: she only does that ones a year

[Falanien]: hmm

[Naaima]: wt....

[Falanien]: *takes a few steps away from harriy*

[Zashash]: *stealths*

[Naaima]: *starts rolling up her very clean sleaves*

[Holyharry]: *Harriy tries to hide*

[Holyharry]: well gotta go, hf cyas

[Naaima]: Thats it...just run away harriy !! :p

[Falanien]: Hmm, thats new. Ive never had a deamon inside me before

[Falanien]: and dont take that dirty, ill bite your heads off !!

[Naaima]: err...

[Falanien]: Mijo!

[Zashash]: hehehhe

[Naaima]: i didnt say anything !

[Zashash]: you are now burned fala. Those things never pass by remark. Mijo has seen it, your doomed

[Falanien]: and the world will crash into metal and death and fire...

[Levarius]: Well what day is it??

[Naaima]: its thursday Levi

[Zashash]: Who's day is it then?

[Falanien]: i think its mijos "name-day" or whatever it is called in english. OR i could also be completly wrong. Wouldnt be the first time

[Naaima]: lol i think im gonna finnish every sentence liek that from now on "OR i could also be completly wrong" ^^

[Falanien]: hehe


I hope you understood the chat this time Levi, but if you are still confused I can reveal that it was no ones day. Today however, is your day ;)

What's your characters name, class and race?

Radul- orc hunter

Magictoro- tauren shammy

Suca- undead priest

Mayaa- troll mage and Bigtoro- tauren druid.

Why did you choose that name, class and race?

Radul is an incorect articulation of my name (Radu). And others were funny names at the time i chose them…. I still think they are that

What do you like to do most with your char?

Order of preference: PVE. Raids and PVP

Do you see yourself in your character ?

Hmm. Hard to make such connection…

Who are you? Girl, boy, age, student, hobbies.

Im a 32 years boy. Finished university 9 years ago – Politechnics (welding) and work as an Welding specialyst. I love to read books.

Hobbies: As i said Books (Fantasy and history). Ski during winter, and tenis and basketball during summer.

What do you like best in wow?

Its nice to develope a char, find his strength and weeknesses. And it helped me to improve my english writing :)

Why do you like to be in Tiger?

I love tiger members because they take this game in a more casual way wich suits me quite well. Most of the ppl are very funny so it's a pleasent way to chat in guild channel or just read the chat

Felwoods, what a pitiful place Irvana thought. "I don’t want to die here, but it looks like I’m out of luck" she thought, watching the evil cultists coming closer to finish the deed. Her thoughts went to her long lost love Vincent. “Vincent, I will come to you soon”.

Swords swinging .

She saw it coming closer like in slow motion, closer and closer to her heart.
TWANG! Suddenly another sword parried the first one. A voice said “Are you ok my lady?” Irvana looked up and saw a handsome warrior and her first thought was Vincent. “You came” and then she fainted.

When she woke up she saw that the warrior had killed all the cultists and made a camp. A Cozy fire burned close by. Irvana eyed the warrior and asked: “Who are you?”
“I am Brem” the warrior said and bowed to Irvana. “And you my Lady?”
“I am Irvana, and if I still could blush I would. Thank you, thank you for saving my life” she paused “warrior Brem".

Brem shrugged and reached out to help the lady to her feet and backed away polite. “What are you doing in these cursed woods Irvana?” Brem asked. Irvana replied. “I am here to see what makes it so cursed, and see if I can duplicate it or make an anti curse". Brem opened his eyes wide. “oh..you are a mage then?”. Irvana crackled in glee. “No young one, I am a warlock. Regretting your actions now?”

Brem thought for a while and then replied. “No my lady, no I don’t. But you might need some aid”

Irvanas first thought was to curse him, second she thought of giving him a sharp reply. But then she remembered how close her life was to take an end and she nodded. “Yes” she said.

They ventured forth from that day together. Doing many weird and in Irvanas mind fun stuff. They got a bond, not for love, but unknown for Irvana, friendship. And still it is there after a long time and no, she did not learn how to duplicate the curse. She got something else on her mind.

Its never hard to find silly/lame guildname on the ally side. So without even trying i got loads of pictures of ally guildnames that makes you go "...huh...?"