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Levius!

Recently Perun started playing an old char called Luckybull, and before I knew that Perun was behind this character, I actually thought it was Levius. The reason for this is that Levius is prolly the most lucky guy I’ve ever met in wow. We call him Levi, but we should call him “Lucky Levi” or simply “Lucky Bastard”. Now I only did one instance with Levi, but I can confirm what everybody else told me – he gets every loot you roll for. Any green item nobody needs on – goes to Levi. I even think he could out roll us all even if everybody needed and he greeded! The reason for his luck is that Levi has got a very rare enchant on his dices that gives him +10 to every roll. Now before you try to get this enchant yourself you should know that Levi sold his soul to get this, so think hard before pursuing this enchant. Gurell once tried to steal his dices but hark, they are soulbound. As the wise shammy Holy once said, no wonder he has got an epic flying mount with all that money he earns on green items! So take Levius with you to instances cause he does insanely amount of damage, but don’t expect to get any loot you don’t need on.

Now Levi might be lucky with his dices, but somehow everything always goes crazy when ever he says something in guild chat. Most of you have prolly heard of the time when Levi made a mt in guild chat that simply said “ok” – and the rest is history (if you haven’t seen it yet, go to the Bullshit thread on the forum). It seems that after this incidence, Levi always mess up our guild chat in some way, even though I’m sure he doesn’t intend to. Anyway, if anything weird goes on in guild chat, feel free to blame Levi, cause it is prolly his fault in some way… even if he isn’t online ^^

As you have hopefully found out, there will be more portraits to come and I have begun a paparazzi mission because I want a picture of everybody I’m going to write about: When I asked Levi if I could come take his picture he was very helpful though he didn’t know what it was for. Not even did he let me shoot some pictures of his alt Levinta who he was online with, he also offered to log on with Levius. So I met him in Shattra and Levi turned out to be quite the model. I only needed one picture but he made so many poses (with weapons, without weapons, with the helmet, without the helmet, on the mount, on the mount in the air and so on), that I shot a whole film! However, only few made it to this site. When I revealed that the pictures were for his portrait he couldn’t wait to see it and got very disappointed that I didn’t plan to publish it right away. So I learned that Levius likes attention and fame, even though he is not the big speaker irl or on TS (but I hear he is getting better though). And since Levi really is a nice guy, it is very hard to disappoint him and I gave in and published it way before intended.

So Levius thanks for being so cooperating with the screenshots and we all like you even if you are a lucky bastard.

-Mijo

# posted by Officer @ 10:32 AM