Friday, December 28, 2007
Troll Troubles

So i, a mighty troll hunter of Tiger, bumped into this dude in Nagrand at the throne of elements. He signaled me to come closer so i motioned my pet to follow and went to see what he had to say.
The fella had a funny name, Lo'ap or something, and wanted to send me on a quest. He wasn't too sure i would be of much help though, unless i got a hold on some special beans that he could make me a strengthening tablet out of. Lo'ap was willing to pay good money if i went on this quest for him, so i thought it would be worth the while. After i had accepted his quest he reveled where these beans were to be found. Turned out i had to go dig through goatshit to find what he needed!
Oh well, i already accepted and i could use the money, so off to the fields i went. The dungs weren't hard to find, cause to my surprise, they were all glimmering? I wonder what those goats eat these days Oo
While i looked through the dungs for what was left of the beans, i could swear i heard my boar giggle at me. The situation didn't get any better once i realized that the beans i collected was going to be used in a tablet i had to put in my mouth!?
When i finally returned with the digested beans, Lo'ap had the nerves to insinuate that i smelled and asked me to please not wash in sacred water.
Sigh, what a troll mustn't do to defend the Horde