Tiger - Venture Co.

Well hallo everyone.. today I will show you how to make a most delicious and fun dish....to make it you gonna need:

1 chicken
1 pint of ale
1 handful of nuts (your picking here...)
1 banana, make sure you pick the herbal one, not the other one
Some pig bacon or dwarf bacon...whatever you got home at the moment
Some hot spices
2 cans of tomato juice
A can of wipe cream
And...don’t forget the most important ingredient....a human boy named Jakob

Pick the chicken, Put it in a cauldron and add bacon and nuts, slices of banana then you add the hot spice to the tomato juice.

Wipe the cream and blend it with the juice. Pour it over the chicken. And for the last part of this dish, put Jacob, the human boy in a catapult, put the cauldron with the chicken where you think he will land. Irvana sits down and sip her ale and fire off the catapult.

Jacob says.. jaaaarrrrggggg.. *splat* and Irvana says, now it’s done,, nope,, he missed, bring the next boy.

And if you can’t find boys by the name of Jakob do as I do, Take a boy and toss him in a well and say. Your name is now Jacob.

Jaaaaarrrrggggg *splat*

Irvana looks happy and says.. now all you have to do is warm it and its done.. bon appetite

# posted by Officer @ 7:27 AM