Tiger - Venture Co.

Irvana looks up from her books in the corner by the fire.

Ahh welcome, welcome friends of food…I have some nice recipe for you all…and if you saved the murlockeyes from last week recipe you have a good goey and smelly eyes by now.

If not you will need at least 10 eyes of preferable murlocks but dwarfs work as well…smell as bad too.

To this recipe you will need :

10 murlock eyes

2 raptor eggs

1 yellow onion.

1 pint of ale.

1 bottle of white wine.

2 bushels of silverleafs.

Ok now…add the juice of the eyes of 5 in a pot then add 1 egg, stir it gently, add some salt and you are done with the gel for the aspic.

If you really care how it looks (snickers evil) you can adjust the eyes so they look out on your guests…make sure your cat is not home ….the stare contest will go on for ages …sigh (Irvana pets a dead cat while she sips on her ale)

Oh and if you like some different size of eyeballs you can add other sorts of your pleasure….I am sure I saved up some gnome eyes somewhere (start looking round)

Now when you have arranged it at your pleasure add some onion, wine and the last egg……pore the gel over it and let it stand till it get hard or the neighbour moves..then its done….

(holding a jellyslab with eyeballs looking out of it, Irvana start eating) ohhhhhh delicious, love when the eye pops when you bite in it.

# posted by Officer @ 12:18 PM