Tiger - Venture Co.

Take some dough and 4 screaming back bound gnomes, a big oven bowl and some spices. Don’t forget to take their armour off. I don’t know how you like it but I hate picking in my meal. Ohhh, and don’t forget the most important thing.. ale… ale and some more ale.

Now bake the dough round the oven bowl and tell the gnomes exactly what you have in mind… that makes it soooooo much nicer, and if you are in for a desert meat pie you should cut some night elf tongues too. It adds an disgusting sweet flavor.

If you got time, and want some fun, feed the gnomes with the tongues while the elfs now lacking them watching.. muahahahah.. ooohh the joy.

Put the gnomes in the bowl and cover them with dough, don’t forget to give them breathing holes. We don’t want them to stop screaming just yet.

Ok, now it really comes in handy with some firemagic. Put the screaming bowl in the oven and start fire away… ahhh the screaming and wining intensifying … ah lovely… gives me goose flesh.
When they stop screaming it’s done.. and it’s time to eat.. and of course drink ale.

Have a nice day, I’m having a lunch brake.. bye bye.

# posted by Officer @ 9:27 AM