Friday, September 12, 2008
Dwarf Slice with Onions
Ok Irvana here with yet another tasty recipe. I like to call this Dwarf slice with Onions and it’s one of my sisters favorite…
To this you will need
2 Onions.
1 Desperate tortured gnome.
1 pint of ale.
1 tied up Dwarf, preferably screaming and scared out of his wits..
Potatoes and some spices. I like black pepper and salt, preferably salt of hard working human slaves.
Ok this is how you do it.
The potato, no jiffy, just boil them..add salt …not hard…not fun…ok but next part..hehehe that is fun.
Give a gnome slave a knife and tell him that if he make slices out of the Dwarf he will be free….drink the ale while the gnome is working…listen to the nice screaming.
When the gnome are done, you take the slices of fat dwarf bacon and grill it with the chop Onions.
Of course the gnome wants its freedom..and we are going to keep our word.
Curs the crap out of him and look while he dies…now he is free..
Now another boring part, make the sauce…just add some tauren milk…from the female i might add……I will not do the same mistake twice.
Fry some more onions and add in to the sauce…now you got onion sauce with Dwarf bacon and potato…Tasty …try it…
Irvana sits down and eat… need more ale for this…
