Tiger - Venture Co.

Springtime is here, most days the sun is shining and it nice and warm outside. These days you might feel like treating yourself with a n ice cream or a nice milkshake. But some people want s to do other things with the milkshake than just drink it!

[Adriell]: I wonder how it feels to shower in milkshake?

[Samothrake]: Probably sticky

[Adriell]: and cold!

[Samothrake]: You could make it warm ofcourse :)

[Adriell]: feels dirty, milkshake is always cold

[Mijo]: then it would be sour

[Adriell]: or bath in vanillacream

[Samothrake]: make it coffee milkshake

[Samothrake]: hmmmmmm

[Mpoy]: I was once wondering, when I was really tired; can you make coffee with cola instead of water? You cant..

[Adriell]: Could it be today?

[Adriell]: oh why are we writing to eachother, your are sitting next to me weirdo! You always talk to yourself Torhk!

[Adriell]: always never know when to shut up

[Adriell]: im still stuck to how it feels to have ice cold milkshake on my naked skin

[Adriell]: I guess the dragon…errm….down there would be a bit small 0.o

Yeah Adriell I can see what you mean…its Torkh that’s talking to himself…aye :p

Since Joola is taking a break from wow i thought i'd post this portrait thats been in my drawer for some time now. Those those who didnt get to know him, now gets the chance to learn this Horde legend a little better. Unless ofcourse im filling you with lies - mwuhaha! Well for those who know him you be the judge, cause heres is my picture of the mighty orc Joola.

I first met Joola as Persikka and he was one of the first Tigers I dared to whisper and really talk to. It was in the morning before I had to go to school and we were only 3 or 4 online. Since I had a pleasant experience with that little chat I continued getting to know people in the guild. Its not really a coincidence that he was one of the first I talked to, since he is pretty much always online. He certainly isn’t wasting his time when he is in wow with all those imba chars he has got these days. Ah yes our Joola has achieved quite a lot in his wow carrier, prolly more than most of us ever will. This means that Joola knows a lot about the game.

All these hours of playing wow isn’t easy work. So Joola keeps himself going by drinking massive amounts of coffee. We have got a lot of coffee drinkers in Tiger but I quickly learned that Joola is one of the hardcore coffee drinkers.

Now, he claims to be a bit of a party animal, but I never noticed him having any hangovers when he is online. He can be very serious when he has to focus on something though, and I suspect these are the times when he asks people to shut up in guild chat. I could be mistaken though – maybe he can’t handle the noise of the chat because he is in fact hungover? I don’t know, I dare not speak to him when he is in this mood! /scared

Have no doubt; Joola is a nice guy and an excellent player. He was Tiger’s first lvl 70 – but this should surprise nobody. He has also sent me gear from time to time and that is always welcome in my mailbox (I accept gold too of course :P). One of Joolas biggest secrets is how he looks. I have tried on several occasions to make him dig up a picture of himself to upload on the forum, but I have had no luck yet. I even talked to his brother about this once (I think he logged on to Joolas account to steel gold?), but he was as impossible as Joola himself. What do you mean you have no digital camera? That is just not good enough, I’m sorry ^^ So I’m still waiting or that picture, make no mistake about that.

As you see on the picture Joola is a bit of a heartbreaker and here he is hooking up with a gnome lady. Aah, those dames cant resist him ^^

To me Joola is an oldie but goldie in Tiger, cause he is one of the persons that were here when I started playing wow and it is with great sadness we have to say goodbye/cya later now. But mostly I think he is a goldie. Take care old chap :)

So many things happen in Tiger these days, so i have to publish an extra version of Tiger Gossip before my head explodes (I'm not very good at keeping these secrets to myself). So dig in:

1. Fuzzy is making nude runs he calls “naked miles”. You can find the dates for them in GroupCalendar and the only thing you need to bring is your boots.

2. Radul is taking a break from wow. He will be back though :)

3. Don’t feed Fuzzy and Merkoth/Torkh/Mpoy coffee! It gets smelly I tell ya!

4. Delea and Bullus left Tiger to explore the world with another guild – they go in peace and we wish them a nice journey.

5. Uppfeldt once bathed in ice cream

6. We got ourselves a new recruit, name is Pegasus – welcome!

7. Levinta turned lvl 60. Grats grats.

8. Brem stopped playing wow cause he is busy with real life (whatever that is). He will be missed.

9. Uppfeldt likes it hardcore (the music that is :p)

10. Ghroktar isn’t very good at taking a brake from wow

11. Celdora is even worse at it – He is back! Welcome back old chap :)

12. Mulm turned lvl 70! Big grats to my favourite rogue. He was so exited about turning 70 that he took a day off work (addict!)

This time i have so many mts in stock, that i can afford to be picky and only choose the funny ones. Though especially Fuzzhil and Saggy are good at providing mt's they werent funny enough to be included in this post - but maybe some other time guys. Anyways, enjoy these mts:

Mijo mixing up the fang chat and guildchat:

[The Fang] [Mulm]: Yarr I’d be in charge ’ere now yee landlubbers!

[Guildchat] [Mijo]: Yarr! Haaar! Ye thing ye have all the power, byt ye don’t!

[Brem]: ??

[Mulm]: haha

[Mijo]: me sides are splittin’ in laughter, scuvy scum!

[Mijo]: wrong chat

[Radul]: hehe

[Mijo]: but I think Mulm got it anyway ^^

It is indeed hard to figure out all the chats when drunk:

[Uppfeldt]: nah I cant see him

[Uppfeldt]: oops

[Uppfeldt]: no not the trap :p

[Uppfeldt]: hmm still in wrong chat, that’s weird, maybe im drunk

[Uppfeldt]: yes yes I am

The hairy one: (Warning: a lot of drunk people, tired people and swedish people online that nigth!)

[Samothrake]: lf 1 healer for shadowlab :p

[Uppfeldt]: :p

[Samothrake]: met je lekkere haarige billetjes

[Samothrake]: oops

[Samothrake]: mt :D

[Uppfeldt]: ok, då vet jag

[Bullus]: en m’n staartje

[Ogger]: im in

[Mpoy]: jag med, helt uppenbart

[Adriell]: Do you need to buy mil kor what are you saying samo? :p

[Bullus]: hahaha lol guys

[Adriell]: Jag hanger inte med

[Bullus]: he said i have a harriy ass

[Delea]: hahahaha

[Bulls]: :p

[Adriell]: hahaha

[Uppfeldt]: haha

[Samothrake]: Translation: With your harriy butt

[Adriell]: don’t you? :D

[Delea]: yea but its my ass

[Bullus]: well I have, and a tail aswell

[Delea]: Thank God you do, lol

[Uppfeldt]: I hope mijo is sleeping

[Mpoy]: but not two?

[Mijo]: Nope..im still listening :)

[Delea]: haha

[Uppfeldt]: so she doesn’t get nightmares

[Mijo]: riiiigth uppfeldt

[Delea]: she can handle it :)

[Uppfeldt]: oh she can, can she?

[Delea]: haha, I hope so :)

[Mpoy]: she is living up to her class and is lurking around unseen in the shadows of the guildchat, just waiting for that weak moment where you mess upand be fair game

[Adriell]: listening to what? I knew you had some strange voices in your evil head. Us others read btw :D

[Delea]: hahaha

[Uppfeldt]: hahqa

[Mijo]: The voices tell me you got funny toes fuzz

[Adriell]: sssh, don’t tell them too much

[Mpoy]: I thought you knew that first handed

[Kamelose]: who said toe?

[Mijo]: ;)

[Kamelose]: :P

More top secret insider info....not so secret anymore!

1. Greendoks got older this week, grats old chap ;)

2. Ghroktar and Kloro are both taking a break from wow. Cya soon mateys

3. Crobar left the guild, but says he loves us all. Ofc he loves us, we are a very lovable guild.

4. Celdora claims to be on a brake from wow too, but sometimes he is online on hid gf's account undercover as Sheindra...addict :p

5. Uppfeldt has bought the phrase “Well”, just like Paris Hilton has with “That’s hot”

6. Some people use “mooh” instead of “muuh”, not because it is the English version, but because they claim females say “muuh” and males say “mooh”. Use it if you like, im not ready to call it an official rule yet…maybe never, mwuhaha.

7. Mijo is your new officer...be afraid....be very afraid (naah, ty for the honours guys)

8. Rafal is saving himself (you figure out what that means yourself)

9. Torkh has discovered that you can NOT make coffe on cola instead of water.

10. Mijo is gathering screenshots for another revealing post about misstells. Now you are warned.

11. Fuzzy wants to bathe in milkshake and Reinos wants to bathe with Mijo....nor the milkshake or Mijo has accepted yet.

12. besides "Mighty Chicken-man" Kraldor is now also known as "Little-Joola".

Another double portrait: Kiaras and Zaigerne – the mighty taurens !

As you prolly know, these oldies but goldies are an item, and therefore they got the same perverted humour. You have all heard the story about Zai’s mysterious second tale and how he would like to be slapped around and Kiaras isn’t so innocent either. This piece taken from guildchat should prove it:

[Server]: Server is shutting down in 15.00
Bewise: What?
Rafal: Why!
Rafal: why does Blizzard hate us?
Zaigeren: server shut down??
Rafal: *cry*
Zaigerne: Sucks major balls
Kiaras: Where? Where?
Zaigerne: hehe you naughty cow

So it turns out I wasn’t completely mistaken the time I made up a fictive guildchat, where I decided to censor all the things Kiaras said with a simple “muuh” (means “mooh” in Danish/Swedish). And today she has grown so fond of the whole “muuh” thing that she says that quite a lot, like some people say “yarr”. But now and then something naughtier still come out of her mouth, and if Zai is online you can be sure there will be talk about people in oil and pointy bodyparts. Remember you can often find these two social people on TS, so if you are not there, you are missing out.

I don’t know if it is all the naughty talk or it is simply Kiaras’ sweet nature, but she seems to be very popular among certain boys, like Radul. If I didn’t know Kiaras loves her two tailed Tauren, I would suspect her to be a bit slutty, just like her brother Irvana/ Frawne. In general Kiaras is a bit confused about her image. One minute she will be the sweetest cow, /purring in guildchat at and the young boys. The next minute you can hear her evil laughter as she mocks fellow Tigers. It’s a bit easier to figure out Zai who is always in a very teasing mood.

You usually find Kiaras in a group cause her spec makes her a lover and not a fighter. She has often complained about the fact that her char seems to refuse to kill anything, so it takes a long time to quest alone. This is were Zai and brother Irvana comes in and since I’ve been told Kiaras has difficulties telling the difference between east and west, it might not be such a bad idea with some guides to show the way.

Well well, now I’ve made them both sound like really bad people, but they are in fact very pleasant to be around both irl and in wow. And they are also very helpful people, so they are certainly worth a lot in our guild.

Thank you Kiaras and Zaigerne, for making guildchat fun and steamy

- Mijo

Here is another peep inside the amazing Tiger Guildchat. I was only online for about 30mins that night, and yet there was something I found fun enough to share with those who weren’t there. I don’t know why Reinos blames me/gives me credit for the guildchat getting weird, but see for yourself if you agree with him.




Rafal: Im kinda frustrated now, i jsut bought Heroes of migth and magic V and I cant get it to work

Mijo: Im mostly frustrated because you insist on writing “jsut” instead of “just”

Rafal: I cant help it, I need to think to get it “just”, not “jsut”

Reinos: who me?

Rafal: well

Rafal. Maybe I just need to focus on my text

Mijo: writing “well” in guildchat is Uppfeldt’s thing ^^

Rafal: then I just use “hmmm” then

Mijo: hehe

Uppfeldt: well

Mijo: aah, now it feels home again ^^

Uppfeldt: well

Rafal: hmmm

Mijo: And so the night went on

Reinos: erm…

Rafal: hmmm

Reinos: was ment for whisper

Preon: eh?

Rafal: Guildchat is going weird again?

Mijo: lol

Reinos: Well mijo is here…isn’t she…hehe



Urban Dictionary says:
"Jsut is a screw-up for people who type way too fast to think about what they're typing. It's meant to be just but jsut comes out and instead of changing it they are too lazy to go back and fix the error".

In the picture Mijo is taking a relaxing bath after all that "jsut" talk. "Whoosaa"

Kiaras started saying ”muuh” a lot in Guildchat some time ago and other taurens started doing the same. The reason why kiaras said muuh and not the English version ”mooh”, I believe was because of my fake guildchat post on the forum, were I made Kiaras say only “muuh”. Now I just wrote the danish version of a cows sound and forgot that its different in english. But I think people got it anyway. I noticed that Reinos started saying “mooh” and instead of trying to correct him I ignored it, cause he really got the right version since we are all to speak English in guildchat ^^
Well well, yesterday I got wiser….turns out some people thinks there’s different sounds for male and female cows/taurens so that “muuh” is for the females and “mooh” is for the males. Now all the cows and bulls in Denmark sound the same to me, but that apparently isn’t the case where Reinos and Bullus come from?

[Rafal] has come online
Mijo: yar rafal
Bullus: mooh
Reinos: mooh rafal
Rafal: muuh
Bullus: are you a girl Rafal?
Rafal: no, but kraldor says I should act like one :p Kraldor told me I would get more boosts then ^^
Mijo. Oh, so “muuh” is the female version of “mooh”?
Reinos: yepp mijo
Bullus: yeah
Reinos: cows muuh…bulls mooh
Mijo: who gave you the right to decide that?
Reinos: haha
Mijjo: I believe I started the whole muuh business, so I would like to be informed of any new rules about it :p
Reinos: well don’t remember…..might have been hmm…Bullus was quite early using it…me too…so either me or bullus I think.
Reinos: hehe mijo… you have now been informed.

(poor Rafal, getting mocked for beeing original? You go Rafal!)

I’m still not sure im gonnna accept people just changing the concept of the “muuh” without consulting me or Kiaras atleast. And are we gonna need two versions of “yarr” too now? I think that’s rather silly, but if some male taurens feels a need to distinct themselves from the female taurens, im not gonna stand in their way…but I may be giggling a bit in the background though :p

Yarr and Muuh FTW!

- Mijo

Another look inside guildchat. This time its very short, but nevertheless still funny :)









Rafal: Btw there is a typo in the guildmessage

Mijo: “Guildcarfters” you mean? ^^

Rafal: yea ^^

Mijo: you never heard of a guild carfter?

Rafal: bah, again I show my noobiness

Mijo: it’s the guys that eat Baddy the bear!

Rafal: !!!

Rafal: now im scared

Mijo: hehe you’re right, its just a typo :p

Rafal: Bah, mijo you fooled me :p



The Picture features mijo cooking dinner. Mmm grilled orcer, dinner is served!

…that indeed is the question.

We have all been ganked many times, in many different situations and I think we can all agree that it sucks. Sometimes you get killed so many times by the same person that you have to leave the area or simply log off.

We all have different ways of reacting when we get ganked. Some choose to gank back, alone if possible and otherwise get help. Some people kill once, others decide to dedicate some time to make the gankers life a living hell. And then there’s the ones ignoring the ganker, hoping he/she will go away.

I personally aren’t very fond of allys in general, but when I meet them I usually come with peace. Even if I am able to kill an ally, there is the risk that he will come back and a war between us and maybe the friends we can gather will start. That means that I have to spend a lot of time fighting alliance which wasn’t what I came to do. So the way I see it, it saves me a lot of time to just leave them alone and hope they will leave me alone too. I even help them out if they are in trouble, just to show them that I don’t wanna figth. Cause the main reason I find it annoying to be killed or ganked, is that it takes time away from what I really wanted to do. If im in a group with someone that lives by the rule “do to others before they do to you” and I cant stop them killing allys, then ofcource I will help my fellow horde. But in general I don’t kill allys and i certainly dont gank, cause I don’t like being ganked myself. With that said I do like playing on a pvp server cause it adds a lot of excitement to the game and sometimes when you get ganked and fellow Tigers come to revenge you, it can turn into a rather fun raid.

Some people gank so much that they become famous for it. Im sure a lot of you have heard of the hunter named Liberty, that eats Horde people for breakfast. She ganks so much that ive heard there used to be a guild called “Liberty Hunters” whos only purpose was to get back at Liberty for all the times she ganked them. I met her quite a few times myself and some time ago we gathered a small raid in Tiger to hunt her down. She had good help, but we got her, so we could all sleep a little better that night, knowing she got what she deserved. Now, on a pvp server you are free to gank others, and you have to deside for yourself, how much pvp you wanna do. But people like Liberty, that spends hours killing lowbies, i dont have any sympathy for.

Yesterday there was an alliance guild called “Bad Company” that proved that they really are bad company, by killing everything that moved in Stranglethorn Vale. A bunch of Tigers went there to protect Horde members in the area and to strike against ganking! They fought for a good cause and im very proud of those who went there, risking their life for the sake of the little man. So good job guys :)

-Mijo

The latest Tiger info directly to you from sneaky rapporter mijo

1. Celdora turned lvl 60! Grats

2. Fuzzy went online – drunk! And ofcourse nobody “taped” it… im very disappointed of you Tigers, don’t let it happen again.

3. Vaslaw is now lvl 70! Grats (and I’m sure a lot of others aswell, but I cant keep track of all the dings these days)

4. Torkh is bored – give him something to do or he will surely fall asleep!

5. Saggy and Gruya joined the guild – welcome y’all

6. Celdora has gone from AV addiction, to AV obsession! Somebody drag him out of there before he kills all alliance!! (cause I want to kill some of them too)

7. Irvana is a slut (oh wait, that’s not new)

8. Piratespeak is taking over Tiger! Several Tigers has now got a hold off the epic pirate speak add-on that translate everything they say into good old pirate talk - Yarr!

9. Sadly Aenar left the guild after only a short time in Tiger. But he only left because his old guildleader wanted to start their guild again and Aenar was asked to join. He apologized for his short stay in Tiger and said he had fun here, so good luck to Aenar in his new/old guild.

10. Fuzzy got older, grats mate

11. Reinos claims to have two tails just like Zaigerne…if this is true, it appears that it’s a male Tauren phenomenon?

In an earlier addition of Tiger gossip i revealed that Zaigerne (aka Zai) has 2 tails. Now, not all of you have heard the story behind this, and here is the truth!

It all started out with some Tigers accusing other races to be smelly….somewhere along the road all this fingerpointing was a bit to much and…well you can read the rest yourself.

Kiaras: I never point fingers

Zaigerne: Im a tauren, i have no fingers

Furonda: I could point at someone who does, but then that would be pointing :P

Zaigerne: I can point with other bodyparts ;)

Kiaras: not good indeed

Furonda: lol!

Kiaras: muuh

Rafal: hmm

Rafal: all I can say now is….muuh

Furonda: im guessing with your horns?

Zaigerne: Yupp

Kiaras: ofcourse, with what else?

Furonda: yay, extra point for me!

Rafal: krhm

Zaigerne: im a nice tauren, I don’t point with anything else

Ghroktar: the tail maybe?

Kiaras: tail..does he have a tail? Oh…is that your tail?

Rafal: hmm

Furonda: XD

Ghroktar: I bet you like his tail ;)

Zaigerne: Zai, the double tailed Tauren lallala


Now you know what he is hiding on the picture :p

Ghroktar!

I was going to save this portrait for later, but since Ghroktar is taking a break from wow, I thought I would honour him by making a post about him now.

This mighty orc warrior is a very nice guy irl who loves his dogs and never drinks beer. However that doesn’t mean he can’t be “mean” when you talk to him in wow. And if anybody knows how to get to him, please let me know, cause every joke you make about this guy, seems to bounce off him as if he in fact was a big green orc. Maybe it’s because he wears plate?
Ah, yes Ghroktar likes to make jokes and can certainly handle to get some back.

Ghroktar was one of the people online that fatal night where a certain priest came online very drunk. Ghroktar handled the situation very well by exploiting this priest, by making him create some free bags for him. And after that night he made sure that everybody knew about this drunk priest’s typos, like “krkr” (means “hehe”).

While Ghroktar may be giving some people a hard time, he is also a very good listener. Even if he is very busy questing, he will take the time to listen to peoples ongoing drunk babbling whispers to him. If he can no longer concentrate because of all the talking, he will tell you very politely and make sure to get back to you later. Errm, or so I’ve been told anyway ^^

Whenever you are getting into trouble with the allys, Ghroktar will also be there to help you out....ususally you can find him killing the alliance's windmaster.

Though Ghroktar has been an active player and usually could be found in guild chat, he needs to be reminded to go look at the forum, at least once a week. So if nobody tells him about this portrait, he will most likely never read it!

Ghroktar is also one of the true pirates in Tiger, and if you are a pirate yourself you will most likely be greeted with a hearty “Yarr” from him. Personally I think this is one of the things that makes guild chat just a little more fun, so thank you for contributing with that Ghrok.

To sum up, Ghroktar is the Tiger/pirate to go to if you need to talk serious or if you are looking for a little fun and just want to talk drunken rubbish (I hear he does instances and BG’s too, but I never grouped with him so I wouldn’t know about that ^^).

So thank you mighty warrior Ghroktar, for always nagging on me – it keeps me motivated.

You take care now and be sure to drop by the blog and say hi to me sometimes ;)

/wave

-Mijo

So today it’s the 13th of March 2007 which means its Leetspeak day!

The word “leet” comes originally from “elite” and was used to describe skilled pc users like hackers in the 80ies. Elite simply became “leet” and because the title came with a lot of respect, non-hackers started to call themselves leet aswell. And then Leetspeak started spreading on the Internet.

Leet is a language used in chats, forums and in online games. You have prolly all heard some of it in Wow, like “n00b”, “d00d”, “pwn”, “lol”, “omg” and “wtf”. So leet is about replacing letters with numbers or other symbols that visually looks the same, or simply to make a phrase shorter or misspell it on purpose. So Leet would be l33t or 1337.

And now you see why today is Leetspeak day, cause of the date 13/3/7. Now I don’t think this is anything like “speak like a pirate day” so we all have to write in leet, so don’t worry about not knowing leetspeak.

Now most of us know a little leet like the examples above, but most people don’t write leet all the time. I’m sure there’s some people out there that can write leet as fast as normal writing, but for us nubs its very difficult to read. What does this say for example:

7h1$ 1$ 4n 3x4mp£3 0ƒ £337$p34|{

It can be hard to read what it says, so thats why some people really hate leetspeak. And personally i do find it annoying if someone spams a chat with leet all the time, (omg omg omg wtf bbQ ffs!) - but on the other hand it can also make writting a bit faster sometimes.

Some parents are not happy about their children using leet, cause they can write in codes that the partents don’t understand. And who knows what they are up to then ^^

If you wanna translate something into leet, don’t spend a lot of time with a leet dictionary, just type it in here: http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/text/leet.php

h4pp¥ £337 Ð4¥ 7193r$ :)

Its not just when you meet fellow Tigers you can emote to eachother. Sometimes theres an emote war going on in guildchat, like bellow: (started by Joola ofc)

Rafal: any lvl 70+ who wants a real challange (keeping me alive) and have time to spend? Don’t worry, I got the answer to your problem. Im selling tickets to ST, only cost 1copper! Best guarantee in Azeroth. Just whisper rafal to get more info!

Mijo: is anyone here lvl 70+ ???

Joola: /point mijo

Ghroktar: Rofol you lazy bastard, get to questing instead of spamming guildchat /slap

Rafal: im lazy, always have been lazy, and always will be lazy!

Joola: our guild priest need it too

Mijo: all this pointing and slapping, where is the love?

Ghroktar: /slap Joola (for being Joola)

Naarman: priest need what?

Rafal: /slap Ghroktar for being evul

Joola: Athena needs ST too

Naarman: *ducks for incoming /slaps*

Zaigerne: love is in the air

Naarman: well….something is indeed

Zaigerne: I wanna be slapped too

Ghroktar: /cant feel the slap cause I wear plate

Joola: I love that song after a couple of drinks

Rafal: /hurt my hand while slapping Ghroktar

Zaigerne: Who let the slap out?

Ghroktar: /pat zaigerne

PS. Found a new armor - does it make me look fat?

Yeah, we have all made them…..misstells, also known as ”mt’s”. You got guildchat running in the back, you’re in a group, and maybe you are even whispering with one or more people. So you got a lot of talking going on and keep switching between different chats. When you are in a party you often have to give messages to your partymembers quick, and then it happens. Your “ok” or “to the left” ends up in guildchat instead of partychat. This is unfortunate if your partymembers isn’t in the guild, but can simply be saved by writing “mt” after the mistake in guildchat. This is the most common mistake with misstells, but sometimes something else gets in the wrong chat, and this is were the fun starts.

Examples of Mt’s in guildchat recently:

1) Fuzzy is trying to say something in his partychat

(Gurell comes online)

Levinta: Hey Gurell, I got my dices back muhahaha

Fuzzhil: /p nope, or I don’t think so, you can always bring Tom Selleck with you :p That’s what I would do

Fuzzhil: whoopsy

Ravonz: lol?

Levinta: oh no, he is talking to himself again!

2) Shortly after Naarman shows a different kind of mt

Luckybull: hey Gurell

Gurell: Hello

Mijo. Hi Gurell

Naarman: Hi mijo

3) And Fuzzy did it again

Mijo: nitenite fuzzy

Fuzzhil: /p Gonatt pågar, hälsa Conny om ni träffar honom. (some Swedish gibberish)

Fuzzy you gotta stop making that space before you type “/p” ^^

4) Another mixup between partychat and guildchat

Partychat_Mijo: Naarm just poured me a shot?

Guildchat_Celdora: I took 2 shots, but it was only half alcohol and half juice :)

Partychat_Celdora: looool

Guildchat_Celdora: haha

Guildchat_Mijo: lol

Guildchat_Mijo: I think that was a mt

Guildchat_Celdora: yeah, mt of the month

Guildchat_Celdora: and its only the 4^th day

5) Joola

Kiaras: crazy boy!

Joola: you look cool little Joola

Bewise: I love you 2 :)

Joola: wrong chat :)

Now to be fair, I can share some of the mt I have done myself. I don’t have these written down, so im gonna have to trust my memory.

Im an expert in doing mt’s when I /w people…I push “R” to reply and haven’t seen that somebody else said something to me – and now my reply turns up at the wrong receiver.

One time I was talking to a Danish friend about last nights party…and the message “haha, yeah and then they thought you were bisexual because of me”…accidentally ended up at Hoolys…who had just joined the guild at the time, and who unfortunately also is Danish and understood the message ^^

I also remember making a mt to Ghroktar about the subject “masturbation”, but I have honestly forgot the details of what I said (maybe Ghroktar, who is scared by this for life, can help?).

Recently I also had an interesting conversation about vibrators and the line “it must be fun reading about it in the dictionary, if you really don’t know what a vibrator is”, ended up at the wrong person. Luckily the person I send it to wasn’t sure what a vibrator was, and hopefully he didn’t look it up in the dictionary. But you can call me queen of embarrassing misstells.

Misstells is an ongoing phenomenon and its going to happen to all of us someday. But remember, you are not alone, we will be here when that time comes….laughing our asses off. And if Mijo is online, who knows…it might end up on the blog :p

Everybody please gather around and I will read to you the latest news of Tiger:

1. A mighty warrior named Aenar has joined the guild. Yay, finally a tank besides the migthy Brem ;) Welcome to Tiger.

2. Fuzzhil sometimes play wow naked

4. Joola does not (or so he claims)

5. Levi got a new job irl, so he won’t be online as much as before – yay loot for everyone! Naah, he will be missed.

6. Rafal is growing older by the minute

7. Celdora has become an AV addict (but atleast he is good at what he does)

8. Glafs has become a Havre fras addict!

9. Uppfeldt has turned lvl 70! And he did it in the true Uppfeldt spirit (aka drunk) Grats ^^

10. Fuzzhil has gone back to the shadow side AGAIN (starting to get a bit schizophrenic there Fuzz?)

11. Joola got a new gf, she is named Cheely and is a gnome!

12. Bewise is sometimes playing dance music on TS, so join TS and check it out! (For gold, you can get your commercial here too :p)

Potrait: Mulm & Kamelose

These guys get to share a portrait – not because they are that much alike, but because they are rl friends and say a lot of the same bulls(biip) :p

As some of you know these guys are from Norway (the part of Scandinavia that needs to be blown away in order to make Sweden the penis of Europa – Finland would be the balls). This means they got their own version of the word “Yarr” that would prolly be spelled something like “Yarrrrrrrr”. But it doesn’t matter how you say it, as long as you say it, and spell it right (that goes for you too Farukh!). These guys also taught us to say “NORSK” which can be used as a replacement to the old “Yarr”.

Mulm was one of the first guys to jump on the whole “Yarr” wave and has been with us pirate from the beginning. Way back when most though us pirates were silly, Mulm wasn’t afraid of talking pirate in guild chat and he deserves credit for being a brave rogue. Mulm was originally known as Zirhaan but got tired of playing shammy. Today he has come to his senses and plays a sneaky rogue. You always have to give orc rogues some credit for being able to hide, thought they are big, green and smelly (smells like roses ofcourse).

Kamelose is a very busy man irl, with school and work and everything – so I haven’t had the pleasure to talk to him that much in game. But I met him irl and he is the talker of these two guys. Oh yes, Kamelose is the big storyteller and gladly shares his adventures with others even if it is about VIP latex parties! (in his defence, he claims this was a one time event). No, Kamelose is not a dirty boy, even if he got a very suspicious name. As some of you might have noticed the name “Kamelose” is very close to the phenomenon known as “kameltoe”. A lot of us have had the thought, but Ghroktar was brave enough to point this out to him. It turned out that Kamelose was completely oblivious to this resemblance and he had no intension to make a reference to “kameltoe”. Turns out he got the name from a movie about the Danish language:

Ah yes, Kamelose is pretty innocent after all, thought he later stated to have seen an actually kameltoe on his char while swimming and getting the “camera” in a funny angel. We are still waiting for screenshots. A bonus info on Kamelose would be that he is some what of a economic geek and love anything to do with finances. This means that sometimes he logs into wow just to browse the market on AH for an hour, and in that way wow can be homework to Kamelose.

Some may find Mulm’s name funny as well, but there is also an explanation to this name. The word “Mulm” actually means “complete darkness” in Norwegian and is very suitable for an evil rogue as himself. It seems these guys just don’t do things without a reason.

Since Mulm and I are around the same lvl, I have grouped a bit with him and it is always a pleasure. If you quest with him you have to remind him of picking up quest items though, cause otherwise he will just run right past them (good thing he is not a herbalist!). And if you both need the same items, he will be the last one getting them, because he is a slow looter, so remember to stay until he is done as well. As I said earlier Kamelose is the one that talks most, but Mulm likes to make like seriously long sentences about like seriously heavy metal like music ^^

Thank you guys for giving us “NORSK” and the Norwegian version of “Yarr”.

Today its International Women’s Day. In 1910, the 8^th of March was selected as the date where women should stand together and fight for equal rights. At that time it was about getting the right to vote and though a lot has changed now almost 100 years later, women still come together the 8th of March every year, trying to kill myths and old-fashioned believes about the two genders, in order to reach equality.

Now there are a lot of subjects to start with, if you want to work on women’s (and men’s) rights, so a subject like computergames may not seem as a very important place to start. But on the other hand, computergames are a big market, that almost completely ignores half of the people in this world, in their advertisement. When did you last time see an advertisement for a game in a women’s magazine? And when they do remember the women in their advertisement, its always some pink girly game, usually for kids, as if women wouldn’t like the same games as men?

So how does it feel to be a girl in a mansworld like wow? Well, we probably all have our own experiences on the subject, but here’s my version.

I’m grateful to have a brother, since this means that I’ve been introduced to stuff as a child, that I maybe wouldn’t have been introduced to without him -simply cause I’m a girl. Cause even though we know that woman find computergames as fun as men do, and that they are equally capable of playing them, computergames are still considered to be a guy thing. As if it wasn’t sad enough that society categorises activities into “girls” and “boys”, it seems to me that guys gets all the fun stuff :p

Anyway, thanks to my brother, I grew up with computergames and don’t feel I’m on someone else’s territory when I play wow, in the sense that playing games isn’t new to me. And hey, if you don’t ask, you don’t know what gender is behind the chars. But it is no secret that there are a lot more guys playing this game than girls. So what does this mean to me?

Well, I have never heard anything negative (or positive) about my gender when playing wow. I do know a woman that plays wow, which has experienced people not believing her when she claims she is a woman, and that says something about peoples views on what types they believe are playing wow.

However, I have gotten remarks about playing wow as a girl irl. Once someone said to me, that I wasn’t higher lvl yet, because I was a girl. Though it was meant as a harmless joke, the fact that it was even thought and expressed, did make me feel like I wasn’t equal in this World of Warcraft. Personally I didn’t find that very witty and its stuff like that, that makes me think “if I make a mistake, some people will say its because of my gender – so never let them see any flaws”.

And ofcourse I get the occasionally “You play wow? But you are a girl?” This statement shows that computergames is considered a mansworld and you can’t blame people, when the gamedevelopers don’t consider women their audience.

Now, I didn’t make this post so we could discuss politics around equality– but I thought that on this particular day, it was only appropriate to state, that women play wow too and we do it just as good as the rest of you ;)

With that said, I have never felt mistreated by anyone in Tiger and hopefully one day, computergames will be something we can all enjoy, without risking our gender.

Happy International Womens Day girls…and Yarr to the rest of you ;)

- Mijo

A lot of weird stuff is going on in guildchat these days, and I fell it is my duty to share some of this nonsense with the rest of you. This time i have added my own comments aswell. I shall call this one "Evil Donations"

Luckybull: I dunno…i feel like picking another class…so who wants me? :D (Note: Perun is known for getting his class nerfed, so this should be considered as a threat)

Fuzzhil: haha

Furonda: nooooo perun!

Kiaras: You are just so evil Mijo :) Guess that’s why I like you…Muahaha (Note: I have no idea where this came from, but im suspecting Kiaras is trying to do something about her image, she sooo wants to be evil, but she’s really quite nice)

Furonda: hehe

Furonda: I have no idea what I have done now, but you are prolly right ^^

Luckybull: The class that pays the most, will not get picked…so let me see your *cough cough* donations *cough*

Rafal: Mijo is always evul

Kiaras: ofc im right

Furonda: No way im showing you my donations!! (Note: I thought only Zaigerne was a perv!)

Fuzzhil. Mijo, evil? Naah :p (Note: This is fuzzy being jealous of my image as evil. He visited the dark side as a shadowpriest, but the softness of his person led him back to the holy side)

Uppfeldt: Whats going on? (Note: clearly a very confused and frustrated man....and a little bit evil himself)

Rafal: Mijo is not evil, she is evul.

Furonda: No idea Upp

Fuzzhil: haha (Note: Nervous laughter, because of his earlier statement)

Luckybull: hmm….you always carry your donations around mijo? ;p (mijo realises that she must have misunderstood something…or that Perun simply is drunk)

Kiaras: Well…I don’t have to make a donation, because you already nerfed me :) (Note: bitter druid)

Uppfeldt: Lies in the chat, saying mijo is not evil. Huh, my head spins :p

Furonda: /ignore Perun (Note: gives up, the man obviously doesn’t make sense anymore)

Furonda: Why is it so normal to say “mijo is evil” out of the blue?? 0.o (Note: sincerely puzzled)

Fuzzhil: anyway, the warriors will be better again. They are and will always be #1tank (Note: had to remove all the typos, to make it understandable…I hope this is what he ment)

Suca: wel….you are evil dear (Note: cant figure out this guys motive, but I believe he is up to something ,with that “dear” thing…how can you be dear and evil at the same time? )

Fuzzhil: silly people that wants to dps, when you got better classes for it. (Note: I believe fuzzy is having another one of those conversations with himself)

Fuzzy: liek the rogues :) (Note: this could mean “like the rogues”, but because I know who fuzzys brother is, its is much more likely that he means “lick the rogue”)

Luckybull: because..she walks around carrying her donations…and is selfish and doesn’t want to share them with other people :P (Note: Perun loves me, not gonna happen though)

Furonda: Lick the rogues?? (Note: This note has been censured for the sake of the younger readers and Zaigerne)

Kraldor: oh no, the chat has gone mad again (Note: clearly a very bright young boy)

Bewise: don’t lick me, im sick (Note: How considered to let us know)

Fuzzhil: *like (Note: Fuzzy is a fun spoiler)

Uppfeldt: yeah

Kiaras: hm..not my fault

Fuzzhil: I don’t know what you do on your free time though :p (Note: sure you do../flirt)

Rafal: kral, when is guildchat NOT mad (Note: so true, so true)

Ps: you like my new mount? (look at the picture)

The other day Bullus logged on and a lot of people greeted him ofc. He replied that it was nice to come home to Tiger. Logging on to wow really is a bit like coming home and if Tiger had a themesong, it would be the same as they used on the TV show “Cheers”. It goes like this:

“Making your way in the world today takes everything you've got.
Taking a break from all your worries, sure would help a lot.

Wouldn't you like to get away?

Sometimes you want to go
Where everybody knows your name,
and they're always glad you came.
You wanna be where you can see,
our troubles are all the same
You wanna be where everybody knows
Your name.

You wanna go where people know,
people are all the same,
You wanna go where everybody knows
your name.”

I think, for some of us, that place is Tiger.

So yesterday we did another raid on the alliance, but unlike last time, this certainly wasn’t planned. Without getting into too many details, it all started in Tanaris, where Celdora and Furonda (aka Mijo) were visiting the pirates (Yarr!). Furonda had a fatal meeting with a certain ally and Celdora was not gonna let him get away with that. So Celdora killed this ally a couple of, but the ally just kept coming back (and killed me again!). The ally got some higher lvl friends to help him, so we had to call for help too.

Celdora’s cry was heard by some fearless Tigers that quickly joined the battles by the shore. A small group of Tigers had assembled and the allys were wise enough to vanish from Tanaris. A bit disappointing since so many Tigers joined, that we went from being a group to a raid. Tigers had become The Fang, and it was time to pay the allys in Gadgetzan a visit.

As usual Ghroktar attacked the alliance windrider with success. Unfortunately the inhibitors of Gadgetzan didn’t like our business so most of us got some bad reputation – but it was worth it. Any ally trying to escape from the city, were stopped and eliminated immediately. But eventually we ran out of allys to kill in Gadgetzan as well, so we went to see if we could find some allys in Goldshire.

On our way there we paid Northshire Abbey a visit, where we danced and had some drinks that Celdora brought. In Goldshire we didn’t only find allys, but also a lot of angry guards. Several times we had to retrieve and hide in the hills or at the crazy catwoman’s house. Though we were outnumbered, we gave them a bit of a scare and I think the message came through. Don’t gank mijo – or even better – don’t upset Celdora. Cause we got a mighty fine guild behind us, always ready to stand up for their fellow Tigers and “make some hell” as Ghroktar so gently puts it.

Thanks to all that participated in this crazy mess of a raid, that turned out to be great fun.

For the Fang!

(For those who don’t know, Tigers are called “The Fang” when they do pvp stuff like raids or battlegrounds together)

I bring to you, the newest gossip of Tiger:

1. Reinos has reached 300 in engineering now

2. Jefimija left the guild

3. Kraldor is a mighty chicken-man

4. Drachas, boyfriend of Ines, has joined the guild – but I don’t expect to see him play much, since he has to get Ines away from the computer, in order to play :p Welcome though!

5. Tigers got a complain for being gankers (but since it came from an ally, it doesn’t really count)

6. The Yarr theme is taking over our guildchat (and our blog: Yarr!)

7. A number of Tigers went on a very successful raid to Alliance territory and the true story can be found further down this page.

8. Yes, Taurens do indeed wear underwear

9. A rumour has it, that a Tiger pvp raid (aka The Fang) is taking place by the end of this week?

10. Zaigerne has got not one, but two (!) tails?

11. The word “Muuh” can now be used as a replacement for the greetings “Yarr” and “Norsk”…and any other word found in the dictionary. This rule applies only to Taurens. If anybody doesn’t understand this dialect, I strongly urge you to learn it, since this is now an acceptable language in guildchat.

It was Friday night; Celdora had washed back a couple of drinks and missed some ally-killing action. He turned to his fellow Tigers and found that many were as bloodthirsty as he. Quickly Tigers assembled a raid counting 16 brave souls: Celdora, Naarman, Nekki, Levius, Frawne, Gurell, Ines, Torkh, Tonkka, Ogger, Tegalad, Xorz, Kazamu, Ghroktar and Mijo. Ayombobo from our fellow guild Dance Macabre joined us aswell, for he was as eager to slay those filthy allys as the rest of us.

Priests, hunters, mages, warlocks, shamans, rogues, druids and warriors met at the bridge between duskwood and Westfall. After realising that the allys in Westfall were too young to fight back, we turned to Duskwood and entered Darkshire. As we got to the city we met strong guards but the horde was even stronger and one by one they fell to the ground. But alas, we got to brave and stormed deeper into the alliance territory and were surprised to see more guard than we could handle. For a moment it looked like our raid would end here, but together we finally cleared the town from ally scum. Nothing else in Darkshire had our interest and we moved out, leaving behind a bloody mess of what use to be the foulest enemies of the horde.

After a hard fight we could all use a drink and our goal was to get a taste of the alliance beer. So therefore we headed for the Inn in Lakeshire to see if those bloddy alliance at least had the decency to make proper beer. Lakeshire were not as heavily guarded as Darkshire, and after slaying most of the guards outside our thirst for beer drove us to the Inn. But it turned out that the bastards guard their beer better than we thought and we faced a fatal meeting with the alliance. The Horde put up a brave fight, but in the end we had to retreat from the heavily guarded Inn. The guards must have called for help, for suddenly the outside was filled with allys and they constantly grew stronger in numbers. This became a matter of saving ones own life and everybody fled to the mountains, not knowing if there would be anyone left of the Horde to meet there. Those with fast mounts or stealth abilities arrived at the gathering point first. A lot of young members were still fighting to get to the mountains and all we could do was pray for them. So while we waited in despair, we hid in the mountains, prepared to face incoming enemies and scouted for our missing members of the Horde. And just as we had given up on ever seeing the last members of the raid, out of the fog, they came one by one, and we all cheered them on as they ran towards safety.

Though we were all tired after this great escape, we were not sure if the alliance was still following us and we had to keep moving. So we swiftly ran through The Black Rock Mountains to get to Searing Gourge that would lead us to safety in Kargath. Here we could finally rest a bit, and get our badly damage gear repaired. Though we were tired, our hate to the alliance drove us further on in our quest for ally blood. Oh yeah, and we still hadn’t got that beer we wanted.

So the raid moved to Locmodan to see if we could find any allys in Thelsamar to slay. It turned out that Thelsamar was nearly a dead town and the few allys we encountered never saw what was coming. We ran to the Inn and Levius yelled “Beer! You bloddy dwarfs, where’s my beer?” To our surprise it was in fact in this God forsaken village that we finally found the beer. Deep in the basement of the Inn, we all heard a roar of victory and as I went down there, I learned that this roar came from Celdora as he threw himself at the beer.

Our thirst for beer was satisfied, but the thirst for ally blood can never be fulfilled and our adventure was not to see the end yet. And so we went to Menithil Harbour to take the boat to Auberdine in Darkshore. Unfortunately for the inhibitors of the harbour we had some “time” to kill as we waited for the boat. The simple people of the harbour stood no change against or force, so when the boat arrived, the harbour had turned into an ally graveyard. Any allys on the boat were lucky if they were only thrown over board. We all arrived cheerful to Auberdine and decided that we had enough adventure for one day.

Thank you Celdora, for putting this raid together, thank you Naarman for leading us, and thank you to all who participated in this ongoing fight with the alliance. May there be many more of these raids to alliance territory, so they can never feel safe from the force of the great Tigers.

(More pictures from the raid will be posted on the forum)

Turns out Lucky Levi isnt always to blame for whats going on in guildchat. For some reason unknown, Kraldor and Rafal suddenly declared war on eachtoher in guildchat and left everyone else confused, but amused. The chat is to long to make a decent screenshot of, so I had to copy the whole damn thing. I hope it was worth the hard work.

I present to you "The chat that makes no sense at all" - Enjoy :)

Kraldor: Baddy the bear I will take revenge!

Rafal: we will see buddy, we will see

Rafal: :p

Raonz: hah

Kraldor: I will chicken you to death baddy!

Kraldor: Muawhahaha

Rafal: Im gonna feed you to the one-eyed man!

Kraldor: Oh no…not him!

Rafal: Mwahahahaha

Kraldor: Bears can’t swim can they?

Timithy: Rofol leave my bro alone!

Mijo: 0_o the one-eyed man? I hope its not the one im thinking of!

Kraldor: Baddy! Do you like soup? The smelly green one?

Rafal: yeah I do!

Timithy: argh!

Kraldor: Muwhahaha. Then im gonna drown you in the soup of Deathholme….made by the one-eyed man!

Rafal: yammy

Kraldor: Baddy, prepare for….uhm….soup! a lot of soup!

Mijo: welcome to the chat that makes no sense at all :)

(Ogger comes online)

Rafal: kral I luve ya if you bring me a lot of green soup with lots of eyes!

Kraldor: hehe

Kraldor: the chicken man will destroy you..

Rafal: All fear the not so almighty chicken-man!

Ravonz: im undead, cant fear me.

Timithy: The chicken-man? Is that the doll you sleep with kraldor?

Rafal: is it a plaine? Is it an unknown flying obstacle? NO, it’s the chicken-man!

Ogger. Hi tigers

Uppfeldt: heya

Kraldor: haha

Timithy: heya

Rafal: hiya

Kraldor: i am the almighty chicken-man

Kraldor: welcome to the chat, that doesn’t make any sense, Ogger

Rafal: Ya you are :p

Ravonz: do you have wings?

Timithy: you really need to go to the doctor? Is there a doctor in tha house?

Kraldor: ye, sort of..

Ravonz: me 2

Rafal: im da doctor

Ogger: no you are right, no sense at all :)

Rafal: just call 0007-rafalindahouse-0909

Kraldor: baddy isn’t a doctor – he is the evil bear!

Rafal: kraldor you ruined my evil plan to conquer the world!

Kokoloko: any1 for black morass?

Rafal: mwahahah ya will kral, ya will…*more evil laughter*

Timithy: little children…

Kraldor: timmy shut up! You have no idea whats going on!

Rafal: yea!

Timithy: you’re sick

Uppfeldt. No but ill make soup of your all!

Kraldor: this is between Chicken-man and Baddy the Bear

Rafal: this is the matter of the whole world, soup and chicken-man!

Rafal: and Baddy the Bear ofc

Kraldor: muhahah this is your end!

Rafal: the final battle between the soup and the chickens…

Kraldor: and the buddy-bears….and the one-eyed men.

Kraldor: sweet sweet, ive got a weapon to destroy you all (skeletal club)!

Rafal. Lot of characters needed

Kraldor: ye

Athena: hehe I got an epic mace for sale

Kraldor: gimme gimme gimme

Timithy: how much?

Mijo: gimme gimme gimme a man after midnight

Athena: 150g

Timithy: that’s too much, I am poor

Tonkka: lol u listen to Abba?

Athena: I can take a check

Mijo: but timmy, you got a rich brother :p

Timithy: but he is evil…..*cry*

Kraldor: I am the almighty warlock! Chicken man!

Rafal: he is the chicken-man!