Tiger - Venture Co.

Well hallo everyone.. today I will show you how to make a most delicious and fun dish....to make it you gonna need:

1 chicken
1 pint of ale
1 handful of nuts (your picking here...)
1 banana, make sure you pick the herbal one, not the other one
Some pig bacon or dwarf bacon...whatever you got home at the moment
Some hot spices
2 cans of tomato juice
A can of wipe cream
And...don’t forget the most important ingredient....a human boy named Jakob

Pick the chicken, Put it in a cauldron and add bacon and nuts, slices of banana then you add the hot spice to the tomato juice.

Wipe the cream and blend it with the juice. Pour it over the chicken. And for the last part of this dish, put Jacob, the human boy in a catapult, put the cauldron with the chicken where you think he will land. Irvana sits down and sip her ale and fire off the catapult.

Jacob says.. jaaaarrrrggggg.. *splat* and Irvana says, now it’s done,, nope,, he missed, bring the next boy.

And if you can’t find boys by the name of Jakob do as I do, Take a boy and toss him in a well and say. Your name is now Jacob.

Jaaaaarrrrggggg *splat*

Irvana looks happy and says.. now all you have to do is warm it and its done.. bon appetite

I am a shadowpriest - now hear me roar !

I got a quest in Arathi Basin and so i went there to complete it. This was my first pvp experience as a priest and already in my first battle i discovered the downside of my class. People wine for heals (and buffs) aaaall the time" I can understand how healing can be helpfull during battle... but once a fight is over, i expect people to heal them damn self by bandage or food or their mothers carring correses - i dont care. I will not spend all my mana on healing people as we wait when they can do it themselves just as easy.

Besides...i am not a bloddy healer ! It takes me all my mana to heal someone my own lvl up, cause i dont have that good healing. But obviously its too hard to get that im shadow and not holy.

Even if i was a great healer, id like to hear the word "please" once in a while. Ive complained about the language and lack of teamspirit on BGs before, but i see now that it gets even worse when u are a priest. Then apparently you are only there to serve everybody with heals and buffs... and i just want to trash stuff like everbody else! Goddammit ! I wanna write "Im shadow spec" on my tabard, so people will back of in the future.

Thank you for listening ;)

Those alliance are sick bastards :P

Welcome for this Friday night special. Today I'm gonna let you in on my secret success with boys. For this drink is not for your lover…well not until he is your ex lover any way.

To this drink you will be needing an unwanted ex and:

4 parts of brandy (6cl)

2 parts of deathskull berries

3 parts of ammonia citrons

And last but not least 1 rotten egg for the taist.

Add all ingredients in a mixer or if you have an imp, a bottle…stir it nicely and add some smashed icegolem.

Shake the imp…ehe I mean the bottle heavy and serve it cold to your ex lover and watch him get purple..ti hi I soo love making drinks.

(sipps her ale)

1. What's your Character name and class?

Samothrake, 70 warrior, (Spitfire(earthenring)70 hunter, Caiuss 70 shammy and Samoira 70 mage)

2.Why did you choose that name and class?

I wanted something with drake or thrake something at the end and i think i searched something on a jamapese dictionary wich would fit before it, ended up with Samothrake i just dont know why i picked the first part anymore. Also i have been getting atrange whispers since i have been playing, they were all from greek players who thought i was greek. Samothrake seems to be some uninhabited island in greece, with alot of meisteries and lagends surrounding it :).

Samothrake is my first character on my own account. I first started playing on my friends account and when i got my rogue (my real first char) (previously named Jezus but later changed to Bernard cause i was reported and had to change) to about level 48 , then i got my own account and started a warrior cause i wanted to be tougher then my rogue :).

I originally made a char of each class on TVC to always be able to play with rested exp and i deleted the hunter and warlock there and made them on Earthen Ring where my friend played. i later started a paladin when BC started.

3.What do you like to do the most with your character?

I like to do anything as long as i'm playing with a nice group of people who know how to play their class. Because i have played all classes at least lvl 30+ i always notice if someone doesn't knowwhat to do and i must say i get pritey annoyed by that :p.

4.What's you character like?

all my characters are basicly the same, tho i might act a bit different on my belf while i am wearing just my ogre loincloths, like offering lapdances and stuff :p

5.Who are you?

ASL: 21 male Netherlands
i am supposed to be studieing but kinda between studies atm while finding the right one for me. I worked at the best supermarket in the netherlands Teh Albert Heijn and also for KPN the biggest phone/internet company in the netherlands >.>... but i am finished with phone jobs to annoying.

6.What do you like best with wow?

I always like anything group related in wow and that's more like 5man and guild events/raids cause the nyou know the ppl better and you let least get to have fun and stuff :p

7.Why do you like to be in Tiger?

I like tiger for the relaxed aproach to raids and events (tho it sometimes works on our disatvantage)
I love the dedicated players who have been with us from before the time i joined tiger, some have left and came back later when the BC started.

I’m on a mission. I have to find a rod and cleanse it in some holy fires that are hidden deep in some caves.

The first problem is those giant hairy yetis that guards the entrance to the first cave. They are everywhere and I can’t prowl past them. It must be a battle.
I ask my Voidwalker in a nice way if he can help me get into the cave and he mumble something that I take as a yes.
The fight is hard and my mana is getting low. Three yetis at the same time maybe not was the best idea. A quick drink and food pause and then I have to kill 3 more. Not a problem. My Voidwalker looks very happy as he consumes some shadows to heal himself. The next fight became easier as a handsome bloodelf dropped by and helped out. After killing those hairy big things it was time for some flirting with the belf.
“ Oh how nice it is to meet new people. “ I laugh out loud.
As I go through the belongings of the yetis, they don’t have pockets but anyhow they can carry a lot of stuff, I found the rod I was looking for. Hurrayy, that was easy.
Now I have to find the holy fires. Holy for whom I don’t know. More yetis to kill and I find the first holy fire. With slightly burned fingers I now have cleansed the rod in the first fire. The rod didn’t look any better for that. Looked just like a stick with a burned apple on a top.
Deep down in the cave I went with my faithful blue friend. There, surrounded by at least six yetis I found the next fire. I was lucky, didn’t need to kill anyone. I’m so quiet with my small feet.

At last, fresh air! I’m out of that forsaken place. Now I only need to find the next cave.
I walk and walk and it’s getting colder and colder. Am I going the right way I ask myself.
There by the big mountains I see some yetis in their winter fur. This must be the right place.
The killing starts all over and my Voidwalker is getting blood thirsty. I soon see the cave. This cave is also guarded by yetis, and I curse and curse and soon they are all dead. I wonder if I could make me a winter fur of their fur, it’s very beautiful. I cleanse the rod in this fire to and start to go back to Terren Mill where I hope for a nice warm bed and maybe a handsome belf. I’m so tired and it’s a long way back. The good thing is that the weather is getting better and better. So when I come to the inn in Terren Mill the sun is shining on my pale face.

I proudly come to my assigner with my mission complete and the grumpy bastard wants me to go to some ones grave and bury it. I so hope this will be worth the money he will give me. It’s late in the evening and the only thing I want to do is sleep, but I drag my sexy bones with me out to Southshore.
As I don’t have the strength to fight the guards I gracefully go from tree to tree hiding until I see the grave. I bury the rod and then the ground starts to shake. A voice from the deep yells of revenge and then I can see a ghostly figure walk towards Southshore.
With this scary revelation in mind I slowly go back to Terren Mill where my cosy and warm bed awaits me.

Written by Paindora

Hi all food lovers it’s time for another lovely delicious and hopefully bloody recipe

Now I ask you…don’t you hate spoils of war? Well I got news for you…..the dead tauren…don’t res him he’s just gonna nag on the armor expense…..instead, you got a meal for queens. (Looking at Kiaras)

What you need for this recipe is:

1 tauren dead or alive.

1 slab of butter .

Salt

Liferoot

Kingsblood

Pint of ale

Ok, start by butchering the tauren or the corpse, make sure it’s mate don’t notice or preferable chained and watching.

Take the fillet, add salt and butter, grill it and put it nicely on a plate. Garnish it with kingsblood and liferoot.

Sip the ale while you wait for the dinner guests to arrive, and maybe torture the mate if you like.

Well that’s all for now (Irvana starts running ) I can see that I forgot that some of the dinner guests are related to the food… bye.

By spending 10mins just standing still in Ogrimmar, you can get a good laugh by looking at guildnames ^^ Give it a try while you wait for a battleground :p

Irvana looks up from her books in the corner by the fire.

Ahh welcome, welcome friends of food…I have some nice recipe for you all…and if you saved the murlockeyes from last week recipe you have a good goey and smelly eyes by now.

If not you will need at least 10 eyes of preferable murlocks but dwarfs work as well…smell as bad too.

To this recipe you will need :

10 murlock eyes

2 raptor eggs

1 yellow onion.

1 pint of ale.

1 bottle of white wine.

2 bushels of silverleafs.

Ok now…add the juice of the eyes of 5 in a pot then add 1 egg, stir it gently, add some salt and you are done with the gel for the aspic.

If you really care how it looks (snickers evil) you can adjust the eyes so they look out on your guests…make sure your cat is not home ….the stare contest will go on for ages …sigh (Irvana pets a dead cat while she sips on her ale)

Oh and if you like some different size of eyeballs you can add other sorts of your pleasure….I am sure I saved up some gnome eyes somewhere (start looking round)

Now when you have arranged it at your pleasure add some onion, wine and the last egg……pore the gel over it and let it stand till it get hard or the neighbour moves..then its done….

(holding a jellyslab with eyeballs looking out of it, Irvana start eating) ohhhhhh delicious, love when the eye pops when you bite in it.

The story below is a memory of Irvana, written by herself.

“Ahh…it has been so long since I visit you my dear beloved Vincent.” Irvana say in a harsh voice.
A hand shadows her eyes against the new bright spring light, that even here, makes everything feel more alive. She slowly journey to Silverpine Forest, taking her time and for once really looking at her surroundings. “Oh Vincent, what fun we had when you courted me at the lake, when you teach me how to fish.”

Looking fondly in to her memory, walking past the lake and deeper in to Silverpine. “Ahhh.” Smelling the tallpines.

“I can remember when you took me out camping. I was trying to sleep on a fir cone and didn’t dare to say anything because I didn’t want to be a fuss. The next morning you asked me how I slept, with that lovely smirk on your face. I understood that you put the fir cone there and I chased you down to the lake, laughing”

Irvana crosses the bridge and turns right to Sepulcher. “You always brought me flowers from these parts. I could find them everywhere. Under my pillow, on my table, in my books.
“Ahhhh.” Holding her hands over some spring flowers. “ You always remembered that I loved wild roses most.

Standing in the graveyard in Sepulcher Irvana said. “Oh Vincent” She held wild roses in her hand. “I wish you could be here with me, all these years we have been apart. You where always the only one for me”

Irvana puts the wild roses down on Vincent´s grave. She rises up and dust her robes off. “Vincent, I have been thinking” She smiles at the fond memory. “ I think it is time for me to go on, to leave the ice and the winter behind, and letting spring in. I just came here to set my mind, and this is, my love, a good bye. I have mourned you in 80 years and will always love you, but” She looks up at the spring sky. “ It is time to let go of the past and make a nice future.

Irvana turns her back to the grave and start the long walk back to Undercity.

1. What’s your characters name, class and race?

My characthers name is Holyangel, she is a blood elf paladin.

2. Why did you choose that name, class and race?

I picked this name because i m a healing paladin i like the way they look

3. What do you like to do most with your char?

I like to raid with my char.

4. What’s your character like?

She is kind and helpfull just like myself

5. Who are you? Girl, boy, age, student, hobbies.

Im a girl, 31 years. Working at an office like to play wow and watching movies.

6. What do you like best with World of Warcraft?

I like the fact that you can play and interact with people from everywhere.

7. What/why do you like to be in Tiger?

I like tiger because it is a fiendly guild.